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Scientists in Denmark are looking into what they went upstairs for. The group, who are working pro-bono, have been researching the issue for eight months, wandering about the upper floor trying to remember what they required and why.

“We started by thinking something or other” said one of the research leaders “but that lead us, apparently, to conclude that whatever it was needed something from upstairs to prove, use or utilise in whatever we were considering, and thus we ascended”

“It was then the project really got going” said another “with each of us working on a separate hypothesis of what we came up here for” Then a third chimed in “Eventually we decided to team up with our efforts and really focus on the problem” the first then resumed conversation command “but as yet the results of the experiment to find out what we came up here for are inconclusive” he added.

The project is open to the public for suggestions as to what, exactly, was the point in going upstairs.