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Opinion: I am Disgusted by it

I am disgusted by it. I tell you I have never been so disgusted. I’ve seen all sorts in my life and been disgusted but this disgust is beyond all over disgust I have ever experienced. I won’t stand for it. I won’t. When I see something like that – which is totally disgusting – I am the most disgusted. I don’t mean to be a prude, but if you fail to be disgusted then you too disgust me. You are beyond disgusting and should you rear your head in my presence I shall bring down a vengeance upon your slender self the likes of which you will ne’er recover.