Underwater Shopping Mall branded 'Failure'
A large number of shoppers were rescued from the waves trying to grab first day bargains
Mayor says drivers have reverse only parts of London to maximise stupid idea quota
A recent proposal by Sadiq Khan that drivers reverse around the city has been greeted with applause in some areas and gaping mouthed disbelief in others.
Can Diplomats find any peace by the Pool?
World Peace may be at risk as Diplomats can't concentrate on their complex deals with that damn screaming and running around the pool
Retail firms anxious to recruit more belligerent staff
The level of rudeness and off-ish comments by recent recruits towards customers is 'disappointing' says CEO
Man in trampoline trombone incident 'fading fast'
A circus artist and jazz enthusiast is fighting for his life after unfortunate trombone bounce