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White Coats to become 'Thing of Past'

Scientists have discovered that wearing a white coat doesn’t add to the developments or discoveries in a scientific nature.

“We can find no link between scientific progress and a oversize, white coat. Even the addition of stupid looking goggles, a nametag and a blue hat have made no signiticant impact on the zietgiest”

This heralds a return to the garb of old, a frock coat, uncomfortable high collar, waistcoat and, of course the trousers hiding an all too obvious Prince Albert.

“By dressing like a Victorian gent, we think we can make great strides, if not for science then for personal comfort.” he said.